guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
❝ You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. ❞
- William Shakespeare (via veiledbears
❝ Comunque le donne sono tremende.
Alla domanda: “Lo ami veramente?”, ancora prima di rispondere: “Ma chi?” hanno già in testa un nome, un cognome, un paio d’occhi distanti e troppo sentimento soffocato. ❞
- Morrison Hotel, su Facebook. (via nonientepoitispiego